I saw the sign

"No men with jaunty hats holding hands with small children in dresses are permitted beyond this point."

We really have no idea what message this sign is supposed to convey. There aren't even words to accompany it. It gives me a good chuckle every time I pass it, though. Tee hee.

"No dogs on leashes allowed. Only unleased animals are permitted."

"Don't walk like an Egyptian."

Your guess is as good as mine. Hungarians insert a 'z' after an 's' for no reason.